I just watched the Van Halen video that I posted a few days ago, and it made me realize something. It made me realize that I want a giant, flaming gong. One that would make Chuck Barris jealous. I imagine gongs are pretty pricey, though. Especially ones that you can light on fire.
One day, when I become disgustingly rich, I will purchase a giant, fiery gong. Maybe put it above my bed, because that seems like the obvious place to display it. After I get done masturbating I would light it on fire and strike it with my flame-retardant mallet before crying myself to sleep. That might be dangerous, though. Of course, I do live for danger...
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